Busy As Heck

It's been a whirlwind of fun here. Last week I got to spend a few days with my girls where many braincells were killed and tons of good food was eaten. I even played in a ball pit for the first time in my life! The pool at the hotel was fantastic. It even had a basketball hoop. I have not shot hoops in years. I'm surprised I still knew how to! The girls were bared many many times. I walked through the suite nekkid after every time we went swimming. I just don't care. I'd be perfectly comfortable at a nudist colony I'm sure. I tried to give phone sex one night but it just felt wrong so I quit.

The upcoming week or so is going to be just as nuts. Work has kept me pleasantly busy at a good pace. This weekend is the opening weekend of gun deer hunting so I will be widowed. I already have Friday night planned with playing poker at the neighbors' house. I bought my Christmas cards last night so I guess I can write them bastards out. I'll be Griwolding the house after the bird dies next week. I can't believe that it's that time of year again.

I started a new tradition a few years ago for Christmas cards. Get a glass of wine (half a bottle) in before starting them. Then continue to drink till I can't write or I'm done. Looks like I won't be able to do that this year. That's right my fellow friends, it is that time of month again to start the wicked roller coaster of fertility! I tested for my surge tonight just for shits and grins. Historically I wouldn't be set to surge until Saturday. Low and behold, I'm surging today. I better get on that horse and get down to business. Now if only I can get him peeled away from watching "Sons of Anarchy" here to accomplish this.