17 November 2010

Busy As Heck

It's been a whirlwind of fun here. Last week I got to spend a few days with my girls where many braincells were killed and tons of good food was eaten. I even played in a ball pit for the first time in my life! The pool at the hotel was fantastic. It even had a basketball hoop. I have not shot hoops in years. I'm surprised I still knew how to! The girls were bared many many times. I walked through the suite nekkid after every time we went swimming. I just don't care. I'd be perfectly comfortable at a nudist colony I'm sure. I tried to give phone sex one night but it just felt wrong so I quit.

The upcoming week or so is going to be just as nuts. Work has kept me pleasantly busy at a good pace. This weekend is the opening weekend of gun deer hunting so I will be widowed. I already have Friday night planned with playing poker at the neighbors' house. I bought my Christmas cards last night so I guess I can write them bastards out. I'll be Griwolding the house after the bird dies next week. I can't believe that it's that time of year again.

I started a new tradition a few years ago for Christmas cards. Get a glass of wine (half a bottle) in before starting them. Then continue to drink till I can't write or I'm done. Looks like I won't be able to do that this year. That's right my fellow friends, it is that time of month again to start the wicked roller coaster of fertility! I tested for my surge tonight just for shits and grins. Historically I wouldn't be set to surge until Saturday. Low and behold, I'm surging today. I better get on that horse and get down to business. Now if only I can get him peeled away from watching "Sons of Anarchy" here to accomplish this.

3 comments:

bikinfool said...

Hmmmmm, lets see. Watch 'Sons of Anarchy' or get horizontal & bump uglies with the wife.

Hell, I'd give up the remote.

Joker_SATX said...

Wow..I am going to have to give you my number so you can give me some phone sex...or maybe, if I have enough quarters I could call you from the public phone here at Arkham and have you get your freak on....

Regardless, if you were walking around topless here at Arkham the TV would not be acknowledged.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Try walking around topless at home. That should get his attention away from the TV. ;-)