23 April 2011

Spring! Really?

I'm so ready for spring. The calendar technically says that it is. The weather, on the other hand, is so full of shit that it stinks. This last week we had a 10" snow fall blizzard. It busted trees. There was tons of thunder and lighting like you'd expect with a rain storm but instead the skies spewed mass amounts of frozen white shit. This happened on Tuesday/Wednesday. I still have snow piles in my yard. Since then we've had a couple days of light rain. The tradition that was started for the grandkids at the inlaws is the annual Easter egg hunt in the yard. This year we may need to use a canoe and fishing nets! In just 3 short weeks I'm going camping. I will not freeze my preggo ass off this time!

So moral of my story, Mother Nature better get her shit together and right quick.

No new news on the baby front. He/she is gestating away happily. My friend asked me if I bought maternity clothes yet last night. I wonder if that was her hint that my fat gut is really starting to stick out and time to put some long shirts on. I swear my boobs blew up again over the last day or so. They don't look the same. I also figured out why the Duggars have so many kids. The pregnancy sex is sooooo awesome that you just want to keep having it for years to come! I have not been able to reach orgasm this easily since I was a teenager! I love it! I want to bottle it and use it for the 70 years!

Happy Easter to all and I hope you all eat tons of chocolate bunnies for me!


Joker_SATX said...

This is awesome news about the baby. Glad to hear that everything is going well.

And don't worry. Summer will be here before you know it.

Anonymous said...

No chocolate for you? Wassup with that? If you get a sudden urge for chocolate & dill pickles you're gonna be screwed!

'Course, with your preggers sex situation, you'd probably like that, eh?