So moral of my story, Mother Nature better get her shit together and right quick.
No new news on the baby front. He/she is gestating away happily. My friend asked me if I bought maternity clothes yet last night. I wonder if that was her hint that my fat gut is really starting to stick out and time to put some long shirts on. I swear my boobs blew up again over the last day or so. They don't look the same. I also figured out why the Duggars have so many kids. The pregnancy sex is sooooo awesome that you just want to keep having it for years to come! I have not been able to reach orgasm this easily since I was a teenager! I love it! I want to bottle it and use it for the 70 years!
Happy Easter to all and I hope you all eat tons of chocolate bunnies for me!