09 April 2011

Holy Hooters Batman!

I need to go shopping. It's not the kind of oh shit I need something cute for some event kind of shopping. It's the kind of shopping that I need something but I can't fit into anything I got. This time it's bras. The girls don't wedge into anything now that I own. The semi big bras can't even holster them in. I picked up a bra a couple of weeks ago with hubby when I had to retire about half of my bra stash. Now that is the only one that fits. I can't really wear that one every day so it's time to go shopping! Now I just gotta figure out where to find some decent holsters for a cheap price. Shit. None of my pregnancy books ever tell me if the girls will go back to normal after I get done being a one woman dairy farm.

I'm really sad about this. I have worked hard to have a varied wardrobe of cute bras. I decided many a year back that I would never wear granny bras after I had my shirt lifted by a stripper at my cousin's bachelorette party. That was the ultimate in granny bras and I don't think I was much more than 20 years old. It's bad enough that I reverted back to the panties that come in a six pack. I really don't want to revert my hooters back to granny.


Evil Twin's Wife said...

They say that pregnancy boobs are just "loaners", but mine were "keepers". I went from a B to DD after having both kiddos. Look at Victoria's Secret. They have some really pretty (and functional and comfortable) bras, but they only go up to DD.

Joker_SATX said...

How does it feel that all the guys are now even MORE envious of your hubby right now?

Anonymous said...

Didn't think the titty fairy showed up this early in the process, but who am I to complain? I'm sure the hubs doesn't mind either.
Don't even want to think about granny bras. Be nice and hit up Victoria's Secret or something, eh?