14 February 2009

Happy Valentines Day!!

To All the Ladies:  I hope you get diamonds, chocolates, and flowers galore.  

To the Guys:  I hope you get a piece of ass and if you are really good a blow job.

To me:  I bought myself 2 boxes of chocolates to mitigate his lack of presents.  

To all my friends:  I love you all.  I wish I was there to give you a kiss in person.

To my cats:  Daddy is home for you to sleep with.  I'm hoping to get to the store to buy you some fud.

To my family:  Eh...You all got what you wanted this holiday....

So on that note, I'm going to nap and drink my coffee and tear into this.....

2 comments:

Sugardaddy said...

Hope you were surprised with something good.

pure evyl said...

I hope you had a good one.