16 December 2008

Gift of Giving

Whoever gave me this lovely present can take it right the fuck back. The dump truck that hit me was a nice touch but very unnecessary. The broken cheekbones make accentuate my face but I don't need to look any fatter than I already do. The sunken eyes are a nice touch but I can't see shit through the haze.....

So to the lovely fucking bastards that germed on me, FUCK YOU!

Now where the hell is the vodka....I don't want to limp away from this wreck.....

3 comments:

Sugardaddy said...

So are we having a bad hair day here Hun?

Average Chick said...

With all do love Sugar....Bite Me Dough Boy.....

Slick said...

Yeah, what's going on? Got hit by a dump truck?

Were you out at the construction site flirting again??

lol... :)

Hope you get to feeling better, girl!