04 November 2008

All Things Sexual

I'm sitting here tonight trying not to throw up while watching an old  Dirty Jobs where he is sucking the testicles out of a lamb.  I've got a strong stomach but this is beyond me.  My question to hubs is "Is that dude gay since he's sucking out testicles with his mouth?"

I did do my voting duty today.  I followed it up with a trip to the porn shop.  I needed to get a grand prize for a game that I play on vacation with my friends.  I figured I'd raise the bar with having the grand prize be a new vibrator.  While I was there I bought a nekkid man toothbrush, two pornos, and an undisclosed toy for me ;)  My friends better appreciate the time and thought put into these gifts and entertainment.  

Since I'm on a sexual theme here tonight, let me tell you a little Florida story.  Growing up I lived a very sheltered life. The first time I went to Florida, I was 9 years old.  We happened upon a grocery store down there that I just said what I thought the name was....Pube-Licks......

I came across this chain of stores again on this trip and had to take a picture.  That store will always be Pube-Licks to me and I will patronize it whenever I can.....Y'all should too!

5 comments:

Jennybean said...

haha... those sort of shopping trips are always fun.. it makes me a bit mad that our nearest "toy" store is and hour+ away...

Dana said...

Pube-Licks ... that's just wrong!!

pure evyl said...

A vote for the pres and a vote for the pubes. What a busy day.

King of New York Hacks said...

I visit florida yearly and now I will starve. thank you for that.

Sugardaddy said...

We have em here in GA. Only place to get decent "hard" rolls.