18 October 2008

Bachelor's Bathroom

After this happened to me last night I thought to myself that I had to blog about it.

I was playing poker at a bachelor pad. Good place to keep the wives outta the boys hair. So since I was drinking like a fish I had to use the facilities. I was a nice girl and put the seat back up for them and went to wash my hands. I squirted some soap in my hands and rubbed it up. Seemed a bit greasy. So I rinse the best that I can and walk back out. I told the boys that their soap went bad. Well, it turns out it was coconut oil. No soap on the sink. If ya want soap, it's in the shower.

Soooooo never trust anything in a pump in the bathroom of a bachelor.....

4 comments:

Dana said...

Coconut oil?? Why would they possibly want that in a pump?? *gigglesnort*

Southern Sage said...

what they doing with coco oil???
sheeeeeeesh

pure evyl said...

Oil or lotion next to a guy's toilet? Go figger.

Sugardaddy said...

Can't believe you even went in there. Would have been safer driving to the nearest truck stop to pee.