I'm in the land of bbq and I just had some pulled pork that made me wet.
Work was done so quick that I went and toured the Bud plant. They then gave me free beer. Since that is all I had for lunch, it went straight to my head. I tried to burn it off in the gift shop. Smart move on their part to give people beer and then have a shopping venue on the way out. I wanted to sober up a bit more and ended up blowing the wad on birthday presents.
AC then had the bright idea of finding a porn shop. I was fearless. I'm pretty sure if I was sober I would have kept driving fast and furious to get the hell away from that one. I ventured in. One half was movie booths and the other half was toys. I chose a toy and of course the guy at the counter had to tear into it and test it to make sure it worked. What I found amusing was that he wore a plastic glove to do so on a brand new toy.
By that time the beer kicked and I hauled ass back to the room.
I've got some where between 11 and 12 hours worth of driving tomorrow on top of work. I'm going to die.