14 April 2009

Pork-gasm

I'm in the land of bbq and I just had some pulled pork that made me wet.

Work was done so quick that I went and toured the Bud plant. They then gave me free beer. Since that is all I had for lunch, it went straight to my head. I tried to burn it off in the gift shop. Smart move on their part to give people beer and then have a shopping venue on the way out. I wanted to sober up a bit more and ended up blowing the wad on birthday presents.

AC then had the bright idea of finding a porn shop. I was fearless. I'm pretty sure if I was sober I would have kept driving fast and furious to get the hell away from that one. I ventured in. One half was movie booths and the other half was toys. I chose a toy and of course the guy at the counter had to tear into it and test it to make sure it worked. What I found amusing was that he wore a plastic glove to do so on a brand new toy.

By that time the beer kicked and I hauled ass back to the room.

I've got some where between 11 and 12 hours worth of driving tomorrow on top of work. I'm going to die.

2 comments:

Sugardaddy said...

Enjoy the toy while thinking of Clysdales.

pure evyl said...

A post containing sex and barbecue has to be one of my favorite kinds of posts.