The lovely Jennybean tagged me to share 10 things about me.  I'm not going to post the rules because I'm a loser and I'm not tagging anyone because everyone I know has done this.  But I will play along and share what I got.

1.  I have no social life.  All my friends in real life come from work, past or present.  

2.  I think my father is having an affair.  I don't blame him one bit.  

3.  I love to cook.  The only thing that prevents me from doing more of it is doing the dishes afterward.  

4.  I wish I could have a job that just involved having sex.  If I could pay the bills legally that way, I think I'd do it.

5.  I'm a fan of gansta rap.  I have been since I was little.  

6.  I enjoy public speaking. If it is a topic that I like, I can get up in front of a group of people and talk about it.  I just wish I had a little more flair with jokes and stories and the captivating personality that I've seen in really good speakers.

7.  I've been to every prison in my state.  EVERY LAST ONE.  Not as a inmate or a visitor of an inmate, but I have been to every one.  

8.  I got so drunk once that I pole danced and cage danced.  

9.  I can't drive stick.  It has bitten me in the ass a couple of times already. I should really learn.

10.  I use the guys bathroom at work.  It's the closest one to me and I'm to lazy to walk further to use the ladies....

There you have it. If you haven't played, knock your socks off and consider yourself tagged :)  I'm going to go drink some more coffee and figure out what the hell I'm going to accomplish today.