I was thinking about it before logging in here about the porn post. I really do not think I can do actual titles since that would be copyright infringement and I'm too lazy to link back and figure out what the hell everyone belongs to.
I do believe I have probably 30 titles in the toy chest. I have several genres of porn.
Many straight on porn
Several lesbian porns
Tons of amateur porn
Some anal porn
A few "what the hell was I thinking when I ordered that" porn also
Now my fellow pervs, what makes a good porn? I've always wanted to do a study about what makes a good porn. Unfortunately, I guess it would all be suggestive and not real scientific if I did such a study.
I think a good porn is something that is believable. Not too much for the fake boobs. A schlong that isn't picking her nose from the inside. I guess something very believable. I want to see the moaning and screaming match the lip movement of the actress. I guess I really don't care about a plot. I have a friend who needs a plot to the story of the porn. Not so much for me. Just get er on. Also, length of each scene is crucial. I don't want to watch some chick slobbering on a guy's knob for a half hour straight. Keep shit moving along.
Well, anything my fellow bloggers want to add to what makes a good porn?
5 comments:
I'm with you on the fact that good porn keeps the ball rolling. I don't want to see anyone doing the same shit for too long.
Ya got keep switching things up. Hey, how come I got the adult warning when I came in?
Hmm... I run a "good girl blog" so I don't know that I am fit to comment ;)
But, I tagged you today...
I have to agree with pretty much everything you wrote. Real breasts, keep voices in sync with lips, fuck the dopey "plots."
Also, kill the music. Or at least don't let it cover the moans and real sounds.
A story line for a start!! lol
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