25 January 2009

What's In The Porn Box?

I've really got nuffin new in my world of interest on this blog.  I'm juggling a couple of job opportunities and been on call again.  Enough of that work shit.

I was thinking about it before logging in here about the porn post.  I really do not think I can do actual titles since that would be copyright infringement and I'm too lazy to link back and figure out what the hell everyone belongs to.  

I do believe I have probably 30 titles in the toy chest.  I have several genres of porn.

Many straight on porn

Several lesbian porns

Tons of amateur porn

Some anal porn

A few "what the hell was I thinking when I ordered that" porn also

Now my fellow pervs, what makes a good porn?  I've always wanted to do a study about what makes a good porn.  Unfortunately, I guess it would all be suggestive and not real scientific if I did such a study.  

I think a good porn is something that is believable.  Not too much for the fake boobs.  A schlong that isn't picking her nose from the inside.  I guess something very believable. I want to see the moaning and screaming match the lip movement of the actress.  I guess I really don't care about a plot.  I have a friend who needs a plot to the story of the porn.  Not so much for me.  Just get er on.  Also, length of each scene is crucial.  I don't want to watch some chick slobbering on a guy's knob for a half hour straight.  Keep shit moving along.  

Well, anything my fellow bloggers want to add to what makes a good porn?

5 comments:

pure evyl said...

I'm with you on the fact that good porn keeps the ball rolling. I don't want to see anyone doing the same shit for too long.

Sugardaddy said...

Ya got keep switching things up. Hey, how come I got the adult warning when I came in?

Jennybean said...

Hmm... I run a "good girl blog" so I don't know that I am fit to comment ;)

But, I tagged you today...

Riff Dog said...

I have to agree with pretty much everything you wrote. Real breasts, keep voices in sync with lips, fuck the dopey "plots."

Also, kill the music. Or at least don't let it cover the moans and real sounds.

Mike said...

A story line for a start!! lol