Friday Night

So here we are on Friday night.  All of my green dots are spending time with their families.  What am I doing?  I'm sitting here with a throbbing ear and nobody else in the house.  Hubby has now taken to spending the nights at the hunting spot.  So that means I'm a bachelorette this weekend.  Wahoo!  With a throbbing ear and being on call!  This sucks.  The CPG(Chief Pussy Giver) has definitely put a hold on all payments for a long time.  

I was involved in the freakiest shit yesterday.  I was leaving my office and heading towards the highway when I saw several sets of red and blues.  I didn't think anything of it since cars break down there all the time.  As I got closer I could hear a voice on a loud speaker.  Me, being the asshole driver that I am, decided to look up from the blackberry to see what was going on.  When I looked up I saw about a dozen guns pointed in my general direction and a guy getting out of a car.  Now I work in a podunk town so seeing this was a bit disturbing.  I've got a dozen guys with guns drawn and ready to shoot within 20 feet of me.  I turned right behind them on 2 wheels to get on the highway.  I defy any cop there to pull me over for getting my ass out of the way.  

I was emailing with Jennybean today and she had the best line ever that I have to share.  We were talking about the stupidity of boys and she emailed me this back:

"Guys are blessed with 2 heads, ya think they'd have half a brain!"  

HAHAHA!!  I almost pissed my pants laughing!  

Hope y'all are having a good Friday night.  I'm going to go make love to a handful of ibuprofen.