I was involved in the freakiest shit yesterday. I was leaving my office and heading towards the highway when I saw several sets of red and blues. I didn't think anything of it since cars break down there all the time. As I got closer I could hear a voice on a loud speaker. Me, being the asshole driver that I am, decided to look up from the blackberry to see what was going on. When I looked up I saw about a dozen guns pointed in my general direction and a guy getting out of a car. Now I work in a podunk town so seeing this was a bit disturbing. I've got a dozen guys with guns drawn and ready to shoot within 20 feet of me. I turned right behind them on 2 wheels to get on the highway. I defy any cop there to pull me over for getting my ass out of the way.
I was emailing with Jennybean today and she had the best line ever that I have to share. We were talking about the stupidity of boys and she emailed me this back:
"Guys are blessed with 2 heads, ya think they'd have half a brain!"
HAHAHA!! I almost pissed my pants laughing!
Hope y'all are having a good Friday night. I'm going to go make love to a handful of ibuprofen.