What I've Learned On Bed Rest

• I get a headache every afternoon
• Eating semiupright is a highlight and I wear a lot of food
• I can't eat nearly as much but I need to eat more often
• There's still going to be abdominal discomfort
• You become aware of everything your body is outputting
• Don't ever turn down the stool softner if you are put on bed rest
• The blimp has nothing on me for gas in the evenings
• Try and sit up or roll a round a bit every hour or so to burp yourself
• I have way too much time to think about things and analyze them
• Crying can happen at any second
• Hubby is finally showing signs of frustrations and that make me cry more
• Life is so much better in my own living room, bed, bathroom, and with my own tvs
• I'm finally recognizing more kicks from Cletus
• Don't quit drinking fluids. Gotta find a happy medium between hydration and potty runs
• I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do for leg shavings and eye brow waxing
• If my mother's grandbaby is threatened, she will step up to the plate to help
• Sleeping pills are the only way to get through this. I don't do enough activity in a day get tired enough to sleep
• Hospital food blows. I will never eat red grapes again
• I know I will be back in the hospital for more bed rest and treatment, I just don't know how soon
• My cat was paid off by hubby to sleep on me so I wouldn't move. He admitted it.
• Zero gravity loungers may be the work of God for getting a bed ridden person in fresh air
• Yeast infections can scare you enough to think you have an infection
• Don't let hubby touch the AC again
• I have put myself on a personal ban of Google for my situation. It is way too bleak on there
• I am amazed at how some family has stepped up, others are still missing, and what true friendship really is
• Disability paperwork should never have to be done at the time of crisis
• Why does Aflac make you wait to send in the claim til the EOB arrives?
• How does a family plan for a baby shower now?
• The one nurse really did notice the vibrator in my shower bag. She's not that dumb.
• Hubby is passed out now. Looks like I have to get my own milk.
• It's now 9pm. Time to take the nightly drugs! Would somebody please chart them for me?