08 August 2009

Fore!

The time has finally come that I get to dust off the golf clubs for a round of piss my pants fun!  I'm going golfing with my dad, uncle, and hubby today.  We've been doing this for a few years now.  A couple of years ago I ended up peeing in the woods and then was graced with a portapotty on the next whole.  Last year I neglected to remember that I did not get bred with the alcohol processing genes that my dad and uncle have.  I was very toasted by the time we were done. 

I must say I love anything that gives me alcohol and the keys to a motorized vehicle.  HA!  Well, I better hit the shower and get ready for this fun!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Get any birdies?