I'm trying to clean up the place so I can get a tree. I requested the check book from the CFO and was granted access. Hehehehe..... I was told to get a Charlie Brown tree to hang from the ceiling this year. I said we could decorate it with whips and chains. A family pack of condoms would work well for ornaments. A manly masturbator would work well instead of a star. Y'all know the one I'm talkin about.
(With the amount of Mountain Dew Hubby drinks, I could easiliy do this!!!)
On a serious note, there should be something in marriage law that states you do not pick out a tree alone. That's what's happened now. This will be the first year of getting a fake tree. We've always gotten real trees that you do the cut your own thing. Very sad that a little thing like this can upset a girl. So I hope people don't rail into me for being such a fuddy duddy with this holiday season. I'm just not feeling it. Everybody for them fuckin selves.